Compassionate Police Work

Here's one for all you Obama haters..

Dave

 

  The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

 

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, 3” stiletto heels and an "Obama for President in 2008" t-shirt.  He also had a two inch diameter, nine inch long cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think...the Police do care.


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