The Newfie Chicken Song

 

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Chicken band, turn up the volume!!

 

Catchy little tune...

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... Johnny.
... Ya,
...When was the first time you heard a naughty word.

First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse.
Be gore says I to granny, twas the chicken said it first.

CHORUS.

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth.
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
And yet the bleddy chicken wouldn't stop that f'en sound.

CHORUS.

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

Then granny started cursing ,but the chicken said it first.
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife.

CHORUS.

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

So lets all sing along.
Lets sing the chicken song.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Quack quack quack quack ,went the duck.
But the chicken still said fock.


Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock of

Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

 

* HOPE  YOU  ENJOYED  THE  SING-A-LONG,  BECAUSE,

I  KNOW  YOU  WERE  SINGING  ALONG WITH  IT !!!!!

   {  LOTS  OF LAUGHS  }  

                                                

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Cryin' Heart Blues

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By the Del McCoury Band

DEL MCCOURY CRYIN' HEART BLUES LYRICS
Crying the blues, I'm crying because I have lost you
Blues I can't lose, I guess it's too late now to try
I've tried to chose another to love, but it's no use
Crying heart blues, there's nothing that's left but to cry

Chorus:
I'll always remember I love you
My teardrops won't let me forget
Each tear is a wish to be near you
They started the day that we met
A trail of tears will lead you to me if you want me
Answer my fears how hopeless, my crying heart blues.

Why do you refuse this poor hopeless soul that still loves you
I can't win your heart no matter how hard I try
To live or die is the question for me if I lose you
Crying heart blues, there's nothin' that's left but to cry

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