save the airlines

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES?

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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.


Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary , thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'


Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.


This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

 

Who is she? XX [NSFW]

 

This group of pix went around the net 4 or 5 years ago - see what scandal will bring back
 

Who is she?.......
Bet ya can't guess...

She's Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' wife.  No wonder his knees went.

And all this time I thought the knee problem was caused by golf.  

 

 

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Update: This from Wikipedia

 

Wisdom

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When you see a woman,
and want her badly ...
Please consider the following ...

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No matter how beautiful she is.....



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No matter how sexy she is...


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No matter how seductive she is...



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No matter how cute and sweet she is ...



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No matter how nice her beaver is...


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No matter how huge her melons are ...


I forgot what I was going to say..


Don't reuse bacon grease...this is true!!!! Verified with snopes.

 

I NEVER REALIZED THE DANGER OF REUSING BACON GREASE.....UNTIL NOW. HOPE I AM NOT TOO LATE IN GETTING THIS INFO TO SOME OF YOU !! 

We were raised on bacon grease as kids and even into adulthood. I will never use it again I just threw out my last 2 lbs of bacon grease!! I hope you will throw yours away whenever you fry bacon from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. 

 

 COOKING WITH BACON GREASE 

This is what happens when you keep cooking with bacon grease. It could happen to you... This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about. 

 

 

 

 

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Bacon grease will make your feet small! 

Warn everyone !!