Catholic Coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." 

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"  

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."